![]() get out of the food business, you obviously don't give a shit. how the f*ck do you fill up a bowl with milk, using a jug fifty times smaller than the bowl? get f*ked coco, you fake. To make matters worse, in the coco pic, the bowl is about fifty times the size of the milk jug - and yet you can see the milk emerge from beneath the pops, ie, the bowl is filling up. but its way beyond hunger, too - the wolf can barely believe his luck! it's like "whoa! am i gonna make the best of this while i can?! too f*kin right i am! yeah! i'd do this shit for nuthin! and they're paying me too! boy, do i smell gravy".Ĭoco is like "do i really gotta do this to keep getting titties and snuff? oh christ.ok, let me get my grin on." he conveys no enthusiasm for the product at all! that wolf is like rocky in rocky one, he has the eye of the tiger, he's hungry for the food. Amateur.Ĭoco has long since lost faith in the product, you know he hasn't touched that stuff in decades from his face. I'd imagine they'd be a lot of mess after the Cookie Crisp photo shoot. You can just imagine him calmly walking away after the photos are taken. He just pours the milk in, puts his thumb up and smiles. ![]() Look at him, he doesn't even look at the stuff. The Cookie Crisp dog should develop the calm reserve of the Coco Pops monkey: ![]() he stands on the brink of his revelry, and takes time to enjoy the thought of what is to come, before taking the plunge.Īlthough it is evil to make children eat cookies for breakfast, i like this picture very much. He is calm, although excited, secure in the knowledge that he will enjoy the breakfast and be fulfilled this is not the frantic lust of a binge eater, nor the greedy and possesive love of monogamists. but his mouth is smiling and his tongue is out, too, as he anticipates fun with cookies. i think his eyes and ears are the biggest give-away of his emotional state - if you want to understand where he is, look there. imagine you could focus totally on the cookies. his eyes are wide with idiot joy and focussed totally on the cookies. ![]() however, there is no denying that the cookie crisp dog is very happy. his ability to be completely mentally absorbed by the prospect of a bowl of cereal does not speak well of his intellect. Please check with your local store before visiting.The cookie crisp dog does not appear to be a very clever dog. In-store availability, prices and promotions may vary from those online. Please remember that products suitable for vegans may not necessarily be suitable for people with food allergies, as advised by The Vegan Society. We recommend that you always check the packaging for allergen advice and talk to your doctor if you need any further food allergy advice. This does not affect your statutory rights. Iceland is unable to accept liability for any inaccuracies or incorrect information contained on this site. Despite the product information being regularly updated. Please do not rely solely on the information provided on this website. For this reason, we strongly recommend that you always read the actual product label carefully before using or consuming any product. ![]() However, food products are constantly being improved so their ingredients and the other information we publish here, including details of their nutritional content and allergy advice, is liable to change. We have done everything we can to ensure that the information we provide about all of the products listed on our website is accurate and up to date. ![]()
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